February 2012
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limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next aisle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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Jesus christ, is there any way at all to watch the new Skins episode called ‘Mini’ for free, if you’re not living in the UK? I can’t find it anywhere.
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