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I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...

epic-humor: …Can we?

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I dont know why this is so funny →

wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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limiculous: Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.

Feb 28th

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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next aisle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 25th

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So...  Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher: 
Me: 
Student: 
Biology Teacher: 
Me: 
Student: 
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.

Feb 25th

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I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:

When I sneeze, it’s like: Funniest blog ever! Check it out.

Feb 25th

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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP

Feb 25th

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